Urban Dictionary: QP

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Johnny the highschool dropout went back to his old school to sell QP's.

by roper March 27, 2003

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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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Shorthand for a quarter-pound of marijuana.
A bulk purchase quantity for a heavy smoker or
a smoker/supplier of close friends; but not a dope dealer.

(SEE: discussion of lb)

"My last QP lasted me two months."
"My last QP lasted us two weeks."

by Chingo Bolamongo October 12, 2006

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q-p

quater pound of marijuana

I just sold a q-p

by mosdef June 18, 2003

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q.p.

quarter pound. refers to any drug sold by weight.

"once I get my unemployment check I'ma cop a q.p. and set up shop as a dealer"

by jim June 24, 2003