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Quelle Fucking Surprise. A sarcastic response to the usual bullshit. Popularized by Canadian author Douglas Coupland in "Generation X."
"Phillip stood me up again. QFS, eh?"
by Ix.star November 04, 2011
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the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!
by garv November 10, 2003
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Quick fuck and suck.
Another way of saying a quickie.
Jenny needs a QFS.
by QFS lover April 20, 2011
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Quote From Self.

Used on forum to recap earlier statements in long discussion threads.
I don't know why you think I would say that, in fact I stated the contrary earlier in this forum: QFS:"I don't agree with that theory"
by Tim Lathouwers January 13, 2008
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