A elderly person operating a motor vehicle.

abbreviation for "quit taking it personal(ly)"

When you are having sex, you defecate in your partner's ear and then wipe the poop out with your penis.

old person with gray/white hair.

Similar to the cotton swab ... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.

The best invention ever. Used by some to poke out their brain, hence their lack of intelligence.

A person wearing a turbin on his/her head.