Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A badger with a troubled past and nothing else to lose. It means to be so pissed of at someone that you rip their intestines out of their ass and hang them with them while cutting there eyeballs out with a salt-covered butterknife.
Guy 1: Dude you suck.
Guy 2: Dude I hate you.
Narrarator: Oh no! A conflict!
Guy 1: I'll eat you.
Guy 2: Q(@_@Q) bitch.
Narrarator: Guy 2 proceeds to go to Guy 1's place of inhabitance and rip his intestines out of his ass and hang him with them while cutting out his eyebals with a salt-covered butterknife.
Guy 2: Dude I hate you.
Narrarator: Oh no! A conflict!
Guy 1: I'll eat you.
Guy 2: Q(@_@Q) bitch.
Narrarator: Guy 2 proceeds to go to Guy 1's place of inhabitance and rip his intestines out of his ass and hang him with them while cutting out his eyebals with a salt-covered butterknife.
by Purity21kg July 14, 2006
3
A badger with a troubled past and nothing else to lose. It means to be so pissed of at someone that you rip their intestines out of their ass and hang them with them while cutting their eyeballs out with a salt-covered butterknife.
Guy 1: Dude, you suck.
Guy 2: Dude, I hate you.
Narrarator: Oh no! A conflict!
Guy 1: I'll eat you.
Guy 2: Q(@_@Q) bitch.
Narrarator: Guy 2 proceeds to go to Guy 1's place of inhabitance and rip his intestines out of his ass and hang him with them while cutting out his eyeballs with a salt-covered butterknife.
Guy 2: Dude, I hate you.
Narrarator: Oh no! A conflict!
Guy 1: I'll eat you.
Guy 2: Q(@_@Q) bitch.
Narrarator: Guy 2 proceeds to go to Guy 1's place of inhabitance and rip his intestines out of his ass and hang him with them while cutting out his eyeballs with a salt-covered butterknife.
by Purity21kg July 16, 2006