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The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and then clubbing them like a baby seal with a football helmet
Dude I totally gave her a Pyles Garrett last night.
by Avetso December 01, 2019
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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