1. A character on the Andy Griffith Show, later on Gomer Pyle,U.S.M.C. Known for the expression "Shazamm!"

2. An insulting nickname for a Marine, esp. a Marine who is prone to screwing up. Made famous in the movie Full Metal Jacket.
1. (Pyle is trying to remember the secret password, Lima Tango)
Gomer Pyle: Don't tell me, don't tell me. It's a bean, it's a bean... Lima.
Sgt. Carter: Lima what Pyle?
Gomer Pyle: Uhhhh... it's a dance, it's a dance... starts with T... I know- Lima Turkey Trot.

2.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name fat-body?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty are
you royalty?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
by Mike Oseranski November 17, 2006
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Named after Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket, this type of recruit makes you wonder "how the fuck did this kid get recruited?" Usually, these types of folk join the service due to years of bullying and abuse for their weight or other issues. Most likely they may be partially or completely unable to perform basic tasks such as putting their own uniform on or improper use of firearms, making them a liability to their squad.
Private Cash "Did you see that Gomer Pyle trying to catch butterflies at the shooting range last night?"

Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."

Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."
by Ramsy Norris August 20, 2021
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While receiving head you nut in her mouth. Salute and yell "Surprise,surprise,surprise..." (MILITARY FATIGUES OPTIONAL)
I gave my wife a Gomer Pyle lastnight, she was mad.
by Jefferson D. July 01, 2009
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Someone who is pushed into insanity by emotional/physical abuse.
An old friend of mine sort of ended up like Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket...he went insane, but instead of shooting himself, we were able to put him into an asylum.
by Esna Slersad November 30, 2020
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1. Slang term referring to the character played by Vincent D'onoffrio in the movie "Full Metal Jacket" who appeared to be slow, dim witted and an all around 'tard!

2. Slang term utilizing definition 1 to refer to a co-worker who looks like the movie character and/or possible serial murderer!

3. Individual referred to in definition 2 who initialized the phrase "Bouquet of Cock"!
Guy1: "Holy shit! WTF is wrong w/ that guy?"

Guy2: "Ya, no kidding! He really looks like Prvt. Pyle! And just about as stupid too!"

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Guy1: "Why are there events still on the board from night shift!?!?"

Guy2: "Probably cuz Pyle was too busy watching hentai porn all night!"
by nvaguy3135 September 04, 2010
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The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and then clubbing them like a baby seal with a football helmet
Dude I totally gave her a Pyles Garrett last night.
by Avetso December 01, 2019
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