Puuning

The, often vicious act, of pile driving a woman with your penis, while her ankles are touching her ear lobes, and her rear end is is flying sky high.

"I was puuning the shit out of this bitch last nigh!"

"She asked me if I was in to puuning her, so I folded her up on the floor and dropped the hammer like I was breaking up concrete."

by Droppin' Puuns January 7, 2012

Pruning

When someone spends too much time in a shower, bath or swimming pool and ends up with soft, wrinkled skin. This then leads to the person looking like a Prune, hence the term.

Person 1: Man, that was a well deserved bath!

Person 2: I can tell - you're Pruning all over!

by Grbel08 August 16, 2011

Friend Pruning

The act of removing multiple friends on one's friend list on social networking sites such as facebook and myspace

Why does Susan have less friends than usual on facebook?
Probably just doing a routine friend pruning on the people she doesn't like.

by Ben Fong March 3, 2010

Pruning the Hedges

The act of trimming your overgrown pubic hair

Tim: I just pruned the hedges. Phew, I really needed that.

Rob: What do you mean, pruning the hedges?

Tim: Look! See? I even made an arrow with it!

Rob: Dude, put that away! Nobody wants to see that!

by FireintheDisco January 30, 2014

Dude Pruning

Hardcore manscaping. Male hair removal/control/abatement.

Someone should tell Captain Eurospeedo to schedule a dude pruning before going out in public.

by Serindipity101 May 12, 2010

Purning

To suck in your poop in your butt by pushing the poop inside before it comes out.

I am purning because im in a court while playing basketball.

by butt face fred October 3, 2007

pruning

To trim branches or twigs off a tree or plant

Swing Ricky, swing! your a monkey and your pruning the tree! Your a monkey pruning!

by Chris Graham January 29, 2004