An assface or clown.
Dude why'd you bang my girlfriend you fuck. You're such a putnam.
by George Winston October 16, 2007
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a disease spread by members of the facebook community, caused by sending a friend or family member the :putnam: emoticon, thus infecting them

describing utter randomness and used to direct attention away from awkward comments
My friend infected me with Putnamitis.

I caught Putnamitis from my girlfriend.
by k1ngjames44 April 05, 2009
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a quiet town one hour north of New York City. It is really boring and everyone is always looking for something to do.
Person 1: I'm really bored
Person 2: No shit, we live in Putnam Valley
by byebyebye July 05, 2011
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The act of putting chipotle sauce and hot sauce on your erect penis and then inserting it into a woman.

It is used either for revenge or simply to spice up one's sex life.
1. I heard Tom gave his girlfriend a Putnam wrap last night, I dont think she will able to walk for days.

2. She deserved that Putnam wrap, she gave me syphilis. Now she will experience the burning sensation between the legs just like me.
by Hale 911 January 26, 2012
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A hidden emoticon for facebook chat, typed in as :putnam:

this gives you a tiny picture of chris putnam
:putnam:
What the hell is that?
Its Chris Putnam.
by lastmanonmars November 23, 2009
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a rural town located about 1 hour north of new york city. there is absolutely nothing to do here except smoke weed outside delis and walk around aimlessly. the town is run by morons constantly brag about how great pv is.

10% goobers
15% white trash
25% potheads/alcoholics
50% delirious old people

and 100% bored-ass individuals.
goober: putnam valley is the most bootiful town in the world...look at dem purdy lakes.

white trash: yo niqquh I wished I still lived in the bronx

potheads/alcoholics: lets go blow some trees and then buy beer at the deli bro.

old people: no school budget!
by thisdudeoverhere August 13, 2011
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