by cjwray910 August 17, 2009
by Shlong Shlave October 11, 2020
Similar to putting your foot down, "Putting your your dick on the table" is a phrase used when someone just exerts their dominance over everyone else in the room, and wants their way, no longer taking any "bullshit" from anyone else.
We were all wondering which movie to go to, until Robbie Put his dick on the table and bought us all tickets to see 22 jumpstreet.
"Man all these people keep cutting me in line"
"Dude you should just put your dick on the table and punch the dude who tries.
"Man all these people keep cutting me in line"
"Dude you should just put your dick on the table and punch the dude who tries.
by The ultimate name caller September 2, 2014
A phrase used to convey "going all out" or "laying it all on the line"; leaving nothing behind, trying one's hardest
Shit dude, with 2 weeks left in the fantasy league you're going to have to Put Your Dick on the Table
by shit_tits4 November 13, 2010
i was banging this chick and she tried to rip the condom off and say i want kids
Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy
Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy
by my cocks on fire March 3, 2023
common insult used over xbox live by players of Modern Warfare 2. this insult is used as a way of telling the insultee to shut up while also proposing that he/she is a homosexual.
Loser: "Yeah! Did you see me quick scope you?!"
I Thuggy I: "Put your own dick in your butt!"
Loser: ?
I Thuggy I: "Did I stutter fool?"
I Thuggy I: "Put your own dick in your butt!"
Loser: ?
I Thuggy I: "Did I stutter fool?"
by Hykon June 19, 2010
Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.
by Sturdy McGreengo November 17, 2021