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To be optimistic about obtaining pussy/vagina, but ultimately failing.
Man, Edward always gets so hyped when he was gonna get some tonight. He's way too pussymistic.
by Thanatos13 December 20, 2005
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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When you don't give a single fuck about life and you only care about sex.
Jake: *holds up a sign on the corner saying "Come ride the 2 inch train, choo choo!*
Paul: Jake why are you so pussymistic, get a damn life.
Jake: Choo choo, Paul, CHOO FUCKING CHOO.
Paul: Ow my anus
by WTMS369 October 21, 2020
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1. Someone who has a lack of confidence about getting girls.

2. Someone who uses vaginas to tell the future
Jack knew he never got the girl- he was too pussymistic to try.

Jackie wanted to see her future, so she got a reading from a pussy mystic
by Liakias March 17, 2010
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