When your sitting down & you fart. Your fart moves to the front & your pussy sucks it in. You move a few seconds later & it comes back out as a queef. That then becomes a pussy burp.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

When a woman, usually below the age of sixty, has to fart really bad. But, due to her high level of sophistication and manners, she shoves her thumb in her ass, and covers her mouth. But the gas has to come out somewhere. So, to ease what could become a terrible stomach ache, she lets loose, and burps out of her pussy. When said burp is released, from the vaginal cavity, it makes a sound that is louder than four jet engines, and reeks of week old queef.

So ladies, please, when you have to fart, please refrain from shoving objects in your ass.