A pussy worshiper is a term that describes a large percentage of males throughout the known world. A pussy worshiper is a creature with two testicles, a penis, and a brain that can only follow the orders of a female creature equipped with a pussy, regardless of whether or not the directions were scientific and/or logical. They may NOT under any circumstances follow a male creature like themselves. They only find comfort and sanctuary by following a female friend, a female neighbor, or even a female stranger. They are thought to be responsible for most of the world's setbacks. They are an invisible instinctive tail of the female they worship.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.