A tall uncoordinated male, usually around 18-22 years old. Upon first glance, one would assume he is gay but his unimpressive dancing skills prove otherwise. Pretends to be good at activities like singing, walking & insulting others. Can be seen spending hours a day in the library and driving around in his car from Iowa.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.