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PUSSCAKE- person who moves extremely slowly both mentally and physically and always seems to anger the nicest people.

Someone who should wear a helmet at all times.
Example: Goddamnit christina walks so fucking slow, shes such a pusscake!!!
by THe whALe weiouuiuuu March 02, 2011
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A total Pussy, in every way possible.

I did not coin this term, and for privacy's sake, I cannot name the guy who did. Well, at least the first person I heard say it, who, incidentally, is not the type to copy. Therefore I assume he coined the term. Anyway to the dude who said it first (initials ST): You rock!
That punk bitched out of the beer bong contest, he's PussCake.
by AmberLocs March 02, 2005
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This is a sexual act that involves 2 people at the minimum. Although you can choose however many people you want involved, it requires at least 1 female.

Difficulty level: Easy

Step 1: have a female lay on her back on a sturdy kitchen table with her legs spread.

Step 2: the female puts both of her hands on the outside of her pussy, and pushes her hands together, causing the pussy to close and all the lips to touch each other (simulating a layer of pancakes)

Optional step: have one person use thwir finger so spread butter on the pussy

Step 3: all other individuals involved ejaculate onto the pussy (representing syrup)

Step 4: one person now sits in the chair, places a napkin on their leg, and begins to eat the pusscakes while the others watch
IHOP waitress: Hi! Are you all ready to order?

One person at table: Yeah we'll have one order of pusscakes please :)

IHOP waitress: * looks both ways <.< >.>* ill write my number on this napkin. I get off at 9.
by mdk73290822 November 19, 2014
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One who is moist and cowardly. *This "one" can be male or female, and does not have to be human.
Mike thinks he's the man, pushing people around and being snarky all the time. Watch that boy cry like a little pusscake when I dish the business right back to him.
by novemberjune23 November 03, 2017
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