The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.
Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.
by KidNapsterz August 20, 2010
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When someone named Christian uses his massive ego to swallow up all of the weak peasants in Benghazi.
Woah! That dude just hit those guys with a purple vortex!
by smallPOPA June 06, 2019
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a purple wanker is the only of its kind. it likes to get naked and paint itself purple and run out in public and scream LOOK IM A PURPLE WANKER
look at that guy over there i bet he is a purple wanker
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An absolute goat who deserves the world, very affectionate and hyper
"Purple Warrior is such a goat isn't he?"

"Yes he is!"
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Max is having all his theatre friends over for a pool party. It’s gonna be a real purple wave!
by Greg Glass September 12, 2021
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