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The act of dipping one's penis into a lady's quim, and then slapping her female friends face with it.
See last night, I ruined Sandra's hot box and then gave Ethel a right good purple lobster
by Alexander.darren88 October 07, 2016
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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