Friend 1: do you know who purple guy is?
Friend 2: Yes, a dumbass who sticks a toast to his chest
Friend 1: Calm down-
Friend 2: Yes, a dumbass who sticks a toast to his chest
Friend 1: Calm down-
by Eggsbenedictwastaken March 05, 2021
1. A male around adolescence.
2. Someone in your friends group, usually the really badass, yet creepy one.
3. Someone who gets ticketed for being on the railroad tracks because he is that cool.
4. Someone that the ladies cower in fear of, and who makes child molestation jokes, but you love him anyways.
5. The funniest, craziest motherfucker.
6. Anyone who wears purple pants.
2. Someone in your friends group, usually the really badass, yet creepy one.
3. Someone who gets ticketed for being on the railroad tracks because he is that cool.
4. Someone that the ladies cower in fear of, and who makes child molestation jokes, but you love him anyways.
5. The funniest, craziest motherfucker.
6. Anyone who wears purple pants.
1. Adults: What is that person over there? A stoner?
Teens: Naw bro dass the purple pants guy!
2. Purple Pants Guy: Come hiter, children hehehehe kidding...................or am I?
DeeJ: You would say that.
3. Police: here is a 200 dollar fine.
Purple Pants Guy: For what?
Police: Being a Smexy Mexican.
4. Aubrey: IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER, PURPLE PANTS GUY! BOO HOO HOO! I just cant handle you...youre too sick nasty. WINK!
5. Shelby: I love Joe. He is funny, silly, and he aloways goes there. You know? He's a Purple Pants Guy.
6. Maddie: Look at him in his purple pants...haha that silly Purple Pants Guy.
Teens: Naw bro dass the purple pants guy!
2. Purple Pants Guy: Come hiter, children hehehehe kidding...................or am I?
DeeJ: You would say that.
3. Police: here is a 200 dollar fine.
Purple Pants Guy: For what?
Police: Being a Smexy Mexican.
4. Aubrey: IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER, PURPLE PANTS GUY! BOO HOO HOO! I just cant handle you...youre too sick nasty. WINK!
5. Shelby: I love Joe. He is funny, silly, and he aloways goes there. You know? He's a Purple Pants Guy.
6. Maddie: Look at him in his purple pants...haha that silly Purple Pants Guy.
by TheCrazyMaddie July 08, 2011