Urban Dictionary: Purple bitch

The ultimate insult, also known to induce high amounts of confusion

Yeah, well, your just a...a...a.. a big purple bitch!

by Sulli December 05, 2005

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A person who wears a purple article of clothing, (usually a shirt), way too much

Bob: That guy has worn a purple shirt to work everyday this week.

Bill: I know. He is such a Purple Bitch.

(The original Purple Bitches are Barny and Justin T.)

by Grandpa Sussie July 10, 2008

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Purple Spastic Bitch

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.

That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

by Little Gimpy Man February 27, 2012

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to bitch purple

to utter an oath of the most deep and profound kind.

You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.

by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006

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purple headed bitch splitter

Slang term for the male sex organ.

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

by Merlinssceptre September 07, 2006

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