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That friend you have that has a thing for older men and has strange kinks and tends to be very a very supportive and excellent friend.
Friend1: hey girrrrl why haven't you replied to text I've been having problems with my bf lately
friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter what💜😘.
Friend1: you purple b**ch😳 . I love you😊❤
friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter what💜😘.
Friend1: you purple b**ch😳 . I love you😊❤
by 🤔🤔🥴🥴 May 13, 2020