A paradox about wanting for fall in love with the type of person that probably doesn't exist. This term is also used in modern business referring to a job that is very difficult to fill and has been open for months.

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.

The ultimate male find for any women who is sick and tired of the same old dis-respectful treatment.

This man will love, honour, obey and take you to pleasurable sexual places that you've never knew existed.

He's exciting, cool, spontaneous, has great taste in art, music, clothing, a real mover on the dance floor who will fill your life with all types of fun activities.

A natural man in tune with nature with an added splash of feminine understanding, he really cares for the planet, his friends and his family.

*All Purple Unicorns come with a 12inch detachable horn and can be returned within 30 days if you miss your last bastard boyfriend.

Magical, rare, beautiful creature that squirts.

Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.

verb. act of strapping a purple strap-on to your head and performing sex acts

When someone is talking about certain subject around friends and they slyly change the subject without notice.