when the customer places himself under a mesh camping table while their partner vigorously defecates on the surface of the table sorting the peanut and corn from the poop. in case the customer has an allergy.
by poolboy6969696969696969 June 15, 2011
Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?
Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.
Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.
by βαρίδι November 21, 2022
"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.
by Corbino the Extino November 27, 2022
by ihatepurifiedwater October 5, 2022
by Fogly September 27, 2017
A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
by slingshot.aj July 17, 2019