A liquid designed to make you conscious of every paper cut you have on your hand

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself.

The thing you use after shaking everybodies hand in Church. Or just if someone that is gross comes near you. Once you use it, you fell good. Somewhat like crack or herion.... but it disinfects.
*In 30 seconds or more*

Purell is a brand of the sacred necessity, hand sanitizer.

This shit will get you high if sniffed, drunk if you drink it.

It clean you.