This is a rather simple action performed on an average family dog. Four or more men line up and "make their mayo" all over the dog. After a while, the liguid hardens and the dog appears to be made out of fine chinese porcelain.

Eyes so large and sparkly that you look like a fucking dog

When a newfound couple is lovestruck and overly affectionate with eachother.

what arrogant people think the world is full of

A look you get in your eyes or a smile you get when seeing or talking to your dream partner.

Normally used by someone who witnesses this to make fun of them.

When playing tag, or another game where there is a 'base' or other type of safe zone, the person 'it' stands outside the zone, waiting for the person to leave so as to tag them.

(adj. or noun) refers to any topic of safe, meaningless conversation used when someone is afraid to come to terms with their sexual desires.

Swingers