The act of having two or more children (usually at the age of 1 or below) sucking on the tits of the female spouse to stimulate her while being fucked by her husband/significant other.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.