When a person of the female gender steps out of line and needs to be put in her place. It may take a swift kick to the crotch.
by Shayna16 December 21, 2020
the female version of cock blocking although this term is also used for the literal act of swiftly and strongly kicking a vagina.
by dr dick n balls October 27, 2017
by Grunt Punt October 08, 2018
God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."
Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"
Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."
Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"
Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."
Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"
by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017
Essentially if you dont want a long term relationship with a girl so you give her the worst dick ever. As a result she doesnt text you back and you can go about your lives.
by Sal1212 October 28, 2019
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