When a person of the female gender steps out of line and needs to be put in her place. It may take a swift kick to the crotch.
Rhone, your way out of line . Shut your big mouth or I'm going to cunt punt you.
by Shayna16 December 21, 2020
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the female version of cock blocking although this term is also used for the literal act of swiftly and strongly kicking a vagina.
"damn did you hear how Melissa cunt punted me!?"
by dr dick n balls October 27, 2017
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God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."
Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"
by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017
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Essentially if you dont want a long term relationship with a girl so you give her the worst dick ever. As a result she doesnt text you back and you can go about your lives.
I gave this girl the dick, but I dick punted and moved on, and so did she.
by Sal1212 October 28, 2019
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This is when you fail to perform a kum fumble.
Yo shawty, my load time was all whack so I ended up kum punting.
by Jigga Jigga Hey Oh December 06, 2008
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