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rowing down a river in a wannabe gondola with a big stick, usually done by posh uni students in Oxford or Cambridge....or tourists....or romantic couples on their first holiday together :)
Oh har har Charles! Look at us and our diplomas punting down this cambridgeshire river, we live our lives spiffingly well!
by katost April 18, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The act of hunting for poon (vagina)
"Hey man what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm gonna go to the beach for some punting, wanna come?"
by NationalAss May 28, 2013
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When the woman and the man in the relationship swap rolls during sex, the woman uses a strap on, and the man takes it up the pooper.
"DAYYUM, I walked in on Sally Punting Danny, I threw up a little in my mouth."
by bananaphonedododo May 26, 2009
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When a woman fucks a man in the ass with a strap-on. In other words, kicking the ball to the other team.
I walked in on Jane punting John and I almost puked.
by Bert Skills October 23, 2003
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The act of going on a trek from the southern tip of Puntland, to the northern tip of the Horn, and finally bathing in the Guardafui Channel (marinka gardafuul)
they're about to go punting
by readyforthemoon55 October 01, 2019
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It's fisting, but with a foot.
I told Mary that I have a foot fetish and asked if we could try punting since she enjoyed fisting. She said it would be fine so long as I didn't try to kick a field goal.
by fahbreezy October 12, 2014
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