Kicked from behind, or off a bridge

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

To make a stupid mistake that causes oneself to lose.

I first made this saying after finding that sometimes owned and pwned can't describe my feeling good enough.
Used in online games for when someone gets completely destroyed. Can also be used for when someone gets happyslapped or hit by something in the face or genitals very hard. I intended this to be used with a deep voiced announcer like Unreal Tournament.
Best used over a Microphone.

If you use a pun in a clever or funny way to jibe or mock someone else.

BTW those last two tags were a load of shit, had to come up with five, so...