Top definition
Double entendre for:
1. A young male from Greater Punjab.
2. A purely passive gay bottom; an exclusively receptive homosexual male.
To be contrasted with 'Hindustani Boy' (a bisexual bottom).

In Indian culture Punjabi males are considered natural catamites as these 'Irishmen
of India' possess chubby bodies with attendant large buttocks, & small external
genitalia. These are the logical result of the dual operation of Bergman's Rule &
Allen's Rule. Consequently, a great demand exists for Punjabi puttars as 'faggots'.
Hence, like Greece, Punjab has acted as the centre for the export of passive youths
across South Asia & the rest of the world.

For example, it is a long Central Indian & Deccani tradition to import Punjabi

"There are agents right here in our city of Bombay who import young boys of ten to
sixteen years of age from Sialkot & other districts of the Punjab. These boys are made to
go about during the day as champi-wallas and at night are used for purposes of sodomy.
The agents make anywhere from Rs. 5/- to Rs. 50/- per night per boy & send to the parents
of these boys in the interior villages of the Sialkot district, about Rs. 10/- per
month." - 'The Juvenile Court and the Magistrate' Dr Katayun H Cama. Ind J of Social Work
5 (1945) 258-263: 262.

Hence, any translation or regionalised variant of 'Punjabi Launda' has come to
denote a passive male homosexual in most Indo-Aryan & Dravidian languages.
1) "Other agents import little boys between the ages of 8 & 16 from the villages &
district of Sialkot {Punjab} & traffic in them for purposes of sodomy & earn Rs 5 to 50
per night per body & send the parents in the villages Rs. 10 to 12 per month. These
victims of sodomy & venereal disease are made to go about as Champiwallas or Masseurs
during the day & at night are made to ply their underworld trade to satisfy the perverted
impulses of homosexual adults." 'Child Labour in India - A Story of Merciless Human
Wreckage' Katayun H Cama. art 16 in: 'Child labour in India' ed. Usha Sharma. N Delhi:
Mittal Pub.ns, p 123-143: 139.

2) "In Pakistan, for instance, professional masseurs in urban Punjab may perform sexual
services for men including anal intercourse, but these are carefully solicited through
suggestive sexual gestures that test 'the boundaries of shame' in a context where even
the most innocent massage is considered morally ambiguous. (Frembgen 2008: 18-19)
{Frembgen, JW. 'Marginality, Sexuality & the Body: Professional Masseurs in Urban Muslim
Punjab' Asia Pacific J of Anthro 9.1 (2008): 1-28.} " ('The Anthropology of Sex' Hastings
Donnan, Fiona Magowan, Oxford, NY: Berg, 2010, p 82)

3) 'Youth, 5 minors held for sodomy, making MMS' Times of India (Chandigarh), Apr 27,

4) Navin: I need to enjoy the gaand (anus) of a Punjabi Boy soon!
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza August 31, 2012
Get the mug
Get a Punjabi Boy mug for your fish GΓΌnter.