One who incorporates puns intentionally

A punist is somebody who does puns for a living
A Professional Punist is that.
Now you now.

When you almost get your hole ripped out by a really big peice of crap.

1. n. One who has mastered the art of making puns at any/ every given opportunity; ideally with the goal of an eliciting an eyeroll in conjunction with some form of reciprocal laughter from the witness.
2. n. One who laughs at their own puns-even if they are the only one...