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When you're texting/ emailing and your friend responds with one too many punctuation marks.
Bob: hey!!!!!!!!! what's up??

Bob: well...................................

You: Bob, don't you know we're in a punctuation recession?
by fakename!!123!! January 10, 2011
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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