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A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.
That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.
by GreedyGoblin August 09, 2020
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.
by spaghettiwarrior69 June 30, 2014
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A "Punched Lasagna" is what results from a vagina being vigorously fist fucked for an extended amount of time.
"I'am taking your mother out for Punched Lasagna tonight."
by ratboyninja April 07, 2016
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