One who thoroughly enjoys and engages in the activity of fucking pumpkins.

Billy Corgan (vocals)
James Iha (guitar)
Jimmy Chamerlain (Drums)
D'arcy Gretzky (Bass)

These four people made some of the best music of the Alternative Rock movement of the 90s. Hits included Disarm, Tonight, 1979, and Bullets with Butterfly Wings. There best albums are Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness, Gish, and Siamese Dreams.

Better than any music of todays generation. Rap is Krap kiddies. 50 cent is really a pansy.

When one licks his or her partner's anus to lubricate it, inserts the bottom of a candle into it, and proceeds to light it.

A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.

An act that immediately preceeds being chased by the owners of said pumpkins

Bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard 'rabbit turd', yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.

Large round turds that require work and time to pass.

Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.

Overly spray-tanned drunk slut. From the movie No Strings Attached.