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John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
by DJ Socknut February 04, 2016
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.
I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.
by MykulComm October 12, 2013
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