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"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"
"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."
"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."
by Daniel Matthew March 02, 2008
Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
2
Directing your flow of urine at that deteriorating scent disk at the bottom in the hope that your "mighty" stream will break off a chunk.
This can also apply to the left over piece of shit in the toilet the previous user left for you.
This can also apply to the left over piece of shit in the toilet the previous user left for you.
by Pablo MonteChristo October 19, 2007
3
To rub a vibrator tip between a woman's labia. The term derived from an MSN conversation featuring a girl who exclaimed to the world, "I just carved my pumpkin!"
Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna come over later and carve my pumpkin?
Girl 2: Yeah baby! Only if you do mine though! I love Pumpkin Carving!
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♥(youknowwhoyouareLOL)♥ says:
*LMAO
*DUDE
*I just carved my pumpkin!
Girl 2: Yeah baby! Only if you do mine though! I love Pumpkin Carving!
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♥(youknowwhoyouareLOL)♥ says:
*LMAO
*DUDE
*I just carved my pumpkin!
by Restores Alertness October 30, 2009
4
man: how did your night, go?
bro: amazing! i was pumpkin carving the shit of her.
man: no way!
bro: way! smell this spoon
bro: amazing! i was pumpkin carving the shit of her.
man: no way!
bro: way! smell this spoon
by spank McNasty January 20, 2012
5
Pumpkin carving;
The act of killing and then beheading a pumpkin, only to then scoop out its inner organs, violently cut a face into its stomach, and place a burning flame in its chest cavity
The act of killing and then beheading a pumpkin, only to then scoop out its inner organs, violently cut a face into its stomach, and place a burning flame in its chest cavity
by ImContributing March 25, 2021