A rather gigantic young man with humongous pectoral muscles made quasi-famous on a popular blog about douchebags and the hot chicks that for some reason gravitate towards their metrosexual preening and faketannedness.
He was known for his look of sheer blankness and his propensity to firmly grasp the mammary glands of his women in public whilst having their picture taken, before his untimely death.
I know Pumpy, and you sir are no Pumpy!

by captain abag November 10, 2008
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Pump-action shotgun.
Big Shaq: Hold tight Asznee, he's got the pumpy (BIG TING)
by Oosna November 17, 2017
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Really awesome, legendary and mythical. Rumored to be Assyrian kid from Chicago.
by Bret September 02, 2004
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Nickname for a person with a past or current love of pumpernickle bread.

Also, a vital clue in a game created by The Dot Man.

The clue goes like this:

You've proven your worth. Your reward sits underneath the one thing that is stuck in time - at 8:15 to be exact. Tick tock, tick tock.

Now, lets continue. It's time to arrange your dots and reveal the Master Password.

Arrange them following these rules:
1) Letters can only touch numbers if the number is even
2) The same color dots cannot touch
3) Symbols cannot touch numbers
4) Numbers and Letters must be arranged in numerical and alphabetical order.
Since I knew her nickname was pumpie, I didn't have to ask what kind of bread she wanted.
by le chew April 25, 2010
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