A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

a giant bulge in a mans pants

a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants

A sexual position were one holds their leg up behind their butt while standing and uses it like a pump handle to gain added leverage when hip thrusting.

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.