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Pumpfaking is when you pretend to have a weapon, normally a gun, around your waistband. Sticking your hand on your waist pretending to hold the grip of the weapon.
Normally used to threaten others around them or using it to scare someone that doesn’t know if they’ve got a gun or not.
Normally used to threaten others around them or using it to scare someone that doesn’t know if they’ve got a gun or not.
Tyrone told the cops he was pumpfaking after someone had broken into his vehicle early that morning, trying to scare off the thief.
Tyrone was a felon so he was not allowed to own any firearms.
Tyrone was a felon so he was not allowed to own any firearms.
by EATASS69 July 27, 2018
Jun 2 Word of the Day
A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"
"Wa wa wee wa!"
"Wa wa wee wa!"
by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007
3
when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.
by Jeff James Jr January 21, 2009
4
To pumpfake can mean a # of different things and the word can be used in many different ways. In a short, Pumpfake is a form of procrastination yet a bit more Advanced if you will. It can be done Profesionally and at times may also appear obsoleet, only to bend the obvious diagonally opposite itself and leave so much confusion that the original Pumpfaked person(s)completely loses all importance of the Main Subject.---------The Pumpfaker is a rare breed. It takes Extreme Talent to be a successful Pumpfaker.
You're tryin to get up with a friend so he can look out for you. Meeting place Burger King. He tells you to be there on time. As you were, precisely. You wait and wait.
7 minutes pass and you say to your self 2 more minutes.You leave the Burger King 12 minutes later. You pick up your cell phone and call your friend. No Answer. He's Pumpfaking!
a minute later your phone rings. You Answer and he says Dude!!! 'I am so Fackin! Sorry! I! I! AAHTTTT!!!CLICK
Pumpfaking is not exceptable, will not be tolerated.
Beat Cakes!! don't Pumpfakes!!
7 minutes pass and you say to your self 2 more minutes.You leave the Burger King 12 minutes later. You pick up your cell phone and call your friend. No Answer. He's Pumpfaking!
a minute later your phone rings. You Answer and he says Dude!!! 'I am so Fackin! Sorry! I! I! AAHTTTT!!!CLICK
Pumpfaking is not exceptable, will not be tolerated.
Beat Cakes!! don't Pumpfakes!!
by Surgeo Valentino | Annie B2da Mierfackin Z | P_Dubb January 24, 2007