by Moray Swan August 26, 2005
by I, Wreckerrr February 04, 2017
Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.
Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...
by goldenfinch September 18, 2017
The name given to a gymnast who goes on a dick tour of Europe. Derived from the name of a prominent gymnastics act the 'Pommel Horse'
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear that Greta is doing a gymnastics tour in Europe?
Guy 2: You just know she'll be doing the pummel horse
Guy 2: You just know she'll be doing the pummel horse
by Campbellthespider April 25, 2017
girl 1: My pussy is so sore from the pummeling I got from Joe last night. girl 2: Wow he sure is a pussy pummeler. Does he have a brother? girl 1: I'm not sure but if he does I'm gonna take them both on.
by jimmybomm June 14, 2020
A series of sexual acts in which one partner is tied to the bed and spreads her legs while the other acquires pushpin needles to push through her nipples, then proceeds to head-butt her vagina 7-10 times, thrusts his or her whole arm into said vagina, grabbing on to whatever they can and yanking the contents out.
by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009
A stupid douchebag who fucks antelopes while licking his mothers inflamed vagina. A brandon pummel usually has a very small and brown dick. He thinks he has cool tattoos too but really they are just bullshit. Brandon pummel also has a BABYFACE. Everyone in the world thinks he should die. Faggot that couldnt make a squirrel moan with his two inch dick
Hey your not friends with brandon pummel are you?
NO.
Well good because he is going to hell and he will take you with him. he only wants you for your homomsexual anal sex
NO.
Well good because he is going to hell and he will take you with him. he only wants you for your homomsexual anal sex
by RICKY ROSSs August 29, 2008

