a term used by men who feel the need to compensate for a small penis, usually used to describe said penis to women they are trying to seduce
by an0na-m0use September 03, 2009
by jimmybomm June 14, 2020
The signature move of the awesome-ness Matthew J. Pinches. When combined with the mass destruction of his Power run, there will be utter chaos.
David: OH HAMBURGERS!!! MY OLDER BROTHER IS COMING TOWARDS ME WITH HIS POWER PUMMEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!
Matthew J. Pinches: HAH HAH!! That's what you get for taking my wrestling doll!!
Matthew J. Pinches: HAH HAH!! That's what you get for taking my wrestling doll!!
by MSooRi February 19, 2009
An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.
I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.
by Junkboyy January 15, 2009
by luke August 07, 2004
When you grow your pubic hairs out so long that they begin to engulf your penis and you take a hammer and pummel your penis until your pubes take the shape of your penis which you can then use for various sexual acts.
I once say a guy with a 12 inch pubic hair penis, he must be really good at the Pennsylvania Pubic Pummel.
by Urine Drip November 30, 2012