Pum is urine with the consistency of semen. A combination of both piss and cum.
Oh my god John! I don’t know if I’m going to piss or cum! I might PUM!
by Dookie Child April 11, 2021
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Full name for pamo university of medical sciences,
A new word used to describe stress and frustration , cause of many mental conditions, may look attractive from afar until you really get close , no one cause of depression since it's first use in 2017
I am in a very distressed and pums state

I didn't remember cause I was pums
by oWhOKs April 17, 2021
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When you pee and cum at the same time and it creates a yellow sticky substance.
Sorry dad I just pummed on mom.
by Squidilytish January 28, 2019
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The act of pooping and cumming at the same time, typically without a sexual partner.
"Last night I was pumming on the toilet"
"One time I came when I was pooping. I pummed"
by TheSStrainwreck June 17, 2018
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a cute name for grandpa, as spoken by a young child. really. it sounds cute when a little kid says it. may be derived not just from the inability to clearly pronounce the word 'grandpa' but also due to some cosmic consciousness reference to drums (pa rump a pum pum) which relates the coolness of grandpas to drumming.
"Hey Pum Pum! Help me get my toys!"
by RickyDeePA April 03, 2021
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