When your girl/wife dumps you and take it up the ass. You start making fake accounts and call the girl out and ruin her reputation. She’s over him but he’s not over her.
Guy 1- did you see how badly Geni’s reputation went?

Guy 2- yeah Abe was pulling an alan
by Missmewiththatbs2 January 13, 2021
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Asking someone to play a game with you then rage quitting a few minutes later
I can't believe he left the game he just asked us to play!(pulling an alan)
by Ilikeppinmybunghole July 15, 2019
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When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!
omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.
by am4life14 November 17, 2007
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When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her

He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
by andromeda123 August 02, 2010
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