Friend A: You and Jenny still dating?
Friend B: No. Dave is an ass hole.
Friend A: Was he pulling a Cliff again?
Friend B: Yes he fucking was.

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow