When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

Eating ass and immediately chasing it down with a beer.

Judging family and friends as if you get paid to do so.