"Dude, we've been waiting for like 45 minutes.."
"He's pulling a Jordan.. might as well sleep, its gonna be another 2 hours.."
"He's pulling a Jordan.. might as well sleep, its gonna be another 2 hours.."
by Jack Sears November 7, 2018
When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.
by Gord Ritchie November 18, 2009
Pulling a Jordan Taylor is the act in which a natural born blonde women cheats on you with 15 people in total.
Guy 1: have you heard Jenna has been cheating on 1 dude with like 15 other people.
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor
by Gay faggot 420 September 3, 2019
When a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life
I was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. It looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the balls before I had a chance to even shoot one.
by NickyLags June 25, 2010
by chriswebz October 11, 2010
Me: I will pull a Jordan
Them: No don't do it
Me: *Pulls a Jordan*
Their pride and joy *Dies*
Random dude: Wow, he pulled a Jordan!
Them: No don't do it
Me: *Pulls a Jordan*
Their pride and joy *Dies*
Random dude: Wow, he pulled a Jordan!
by LividPlanets February 7, 2019
The three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a Jordan and came with us.
by Illneedasaviour November 4, 2014