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The act of driving a car so aggressively that it breaks (typically within a few months of buying)
Dude I want to buy a Lambo but I’m afraid that I’ll end up pulling a Jordan.
by Asgoodasaxe February 02, 2019
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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The act of not following through i.e. Making plans with no intention of the completion to the said activity.
If someone where to say they were going to move to Humphreys, California with a friend, however, does not have any plans to follow through. That person is "Pulling a Jordan".
by G-Boss August 16, 2011
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to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.
i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan
by jbman666 November 10, 2010
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When you fail in such a massive way that it can't be measured on the normal scale of failure.
That guy tries so hard, but when it counts he's always pulling a jordan.
by TY365247 July 13, 2011
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taking a very long time to get ready, in order to go/do something..
"Dude, we've been waiting for like 45 minutes.."
"He's pulling a Jordan.. might as well sleep, its gonna be another 2 hours.."
by Jack Sears November 07, 2018
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The act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. So that you can have a valid excuse to have sex with her.
Billy "I feel sick, I'm going to go up into my bed because I feel like butt."
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.
by sequioahall170vato April 11, 2014
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