by djdndnfn October 28, 2017
when you fuck up but can't accept it so you just post a photo of yourself because you want attention.
by Asshole from California October 30, 2017
A person who takes a picture of their genitalia, with their camera phone, and texts it to a random cell phone number in their current area code in hopes of a mathematical probability that some girl will find him interesting and texts back for a hookup.
by krusty123 December 13, 2010
To shit oneself
"Hi Dave!"
"Hi Alan!"
"I'm afraid I've just had to pull a Brett all over your kids!"
"Don't worry about it, they're piles of Brett anyway"
"Hi Alan!"
"I'm afraid I've just had to pull a Brett all over your kids!"
"Don't worry about it, they're piles of Brett anyway"
by Daveomcdaveo2 December 03, 2020