pulled pork

a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.

Frank : "Man i got fuckin pulled pork after last nights gangster party"

by Max Dickin April 14, 2008

pulled pork

This happens to a vagina when it is frequetly touched by the penial of many different men. It usually dangles and/or blows in the wind.

Man after Kate had sex with her 58th partner her vagina looked like pulled pork.

by thank god for paternity tests. April 29, 2010

Pulled Pork

Kendrick Lamar hates pulled pork, probably because he's an Israelite

"And we hate pulled pork, wanna kill us dead in the streets fo' sho" - Kendrick Lamar on Alright

by dumfooz but the real one May 28, 2023

Pulling Pork

Pulling Pork: (v.) to pull on a mans penis in a painful way, most commonly not done with your hand, possibly performed with string, pliers, or hedgeclippers.

John pissed Sally off so Sally attached a string to John's penis and a car and pulled his pork by driving away in the opposite direction.

Pulling Pork has become a popular sport at RIT.

by Clareeeee October 21, 2005

Pulling pork

Sticking your fingers in a man's ass while tugging on the ball sack with the same hand

Marty was pulling pork when his wife walked in

by Piplover September 5, 2016

Pulled pork

The act a women pulling of a guys dick with her mouth

He got pulled porked

by Smokey 363637 January 13, 2016

Vegan pulled pork

A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.

Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".

by Real Vegan June 27, 2022