When you tell a lie with a straight face knowing full well what you just said isn't true. Basically you're full of shit and just pulled what you just said out of your ass. When even your lies have lies.

to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

When you 'grab them by the pussy'. If she is aware enough, she will decide if its ok, and if not she will immediately recognize this as sexual assault, and you will be charged accordingly. This should prevent you from becoming President of the United States, but not in all cases.

When your Temperament Gets the Better of You: quality that keeps peoples internal thought from saying/doing things others see as being a total jerk, you just say it anyway.

When you say something of ignorance with such confidence. Only to find out afterwarss how dumb you look because you didnt know what you were talking about. Its like pulling a homer but on a Presidential Level of Stupidity

When you get in trouble for saying something racist

To totally check out just when someone needs you most.