(verb) A ridiculous habit of needing to hit 12 hours per night in order to function like a regular human. Anything less results in temporary shut down after lunch and significant decrease in frontal lobe activity.
Person A: Where have you been?!
Person B: Bruhhh, I pulled a noah and only just woke up. What's for dinner?

or

Person A: It's gonna be a long night... need to pull a noah before we hit Sukhumvit.
by singsingtuesday October 17, 2019
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When when of your friends is pretending to be asleep, you say "Hey, you wanna have sex with me?" to anyone next to you, male or female.
Dylan: *pretending to be asleep*
Person: Hey, wanna pull a Noah?
Dylan: *GETS UP* THERE WILL BE NONE OF THAT.
by aaaaclls March 27, 2009
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When someone says or does something relating to an old or outdated meme that only they would find funny.
"Double dab. Double nae nae."
"He is pulling a Noah right now."
by Vickilmao December 25, 2016
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When your friend says Brb, and never comes back
You and three friends are in a call
Noah: Brb
40 Minutes Later
You: Did he just pull a Noah
Friends: Yeah
by TTTbbbbbT March 25, 2018
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After you've been broken-up with, saying that you were going to break-up with that person anyways.
Person 1: Hey did your girlfriend break-up with you?
Person 2: Yeah, but I was gonna break-up with her anyways.
Person 1: Oh, c'mon, don't start pulling a noah.
by thelegendofzz March 03, 2011
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The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.
"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."
by lil kleenex October 23, 2017
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Dating 10 girls in one week
Hey bro I dare you to “pull a Noah

No way bro i’m not that mean
by jojo851 March 13, 2020
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