Someone who masturbates in class and
gets caught
Kid: I got suspended for Masturbating in class

Friend: You pulled a Jordan?

Who do you know that can pull a jordan
by Chickenwings2 March 02, 2011
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When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".
Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.
by acousticvis May 18, 2011
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The act of driving a car so aggressively that it breaks (typically within a few months of buying)
Dude I want to buy a Lambo but I’m afraid that I’ll end up pulling a Jordan.
by Asgoodasaxe February 02, 2019
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The act of not following through i.e. Making plans with no intention of the completion to the said activity.
If someone where to say they were going to move to Humphreys, California with a friend, however, does not have any plans to follow through. That person is "Pulling a Jordan".
by G-Boss August 16, 2011
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to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.
i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan
by jbman666 November 10, 2010
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When you fail in such a massive way that it can't be measured on the normal scale of failure.
That guy tries so hard, but when it counts he's always pulling a jordan.
by TY365247 July 13, 2011
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taking a very long time to get ready, in order to go/do something..
"Dude, we've been waiting for like 45 minutes.."
"He's pulling a Jordan.. might as well sleep, its gonna be another 2 hours.."
by Jack Sears November 07, 2018
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